Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 33rd
The Ethereal Spaceship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us
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Ltlaliens

Population38.295 billion

CapitalChupa
LeaderTim

CurrencyPsychosis
AnimalChupacabra

The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tim with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 38.295 billion Whatsas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chupa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ltlaliensian economy, worth an astonishing 26,677 trillion Psychoses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 696,636 Psychoses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and when the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the Ltlaliensian dark-plume goshawk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ltlaliens's national animal is the Chupacabra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ltlaliens is ranked 532nd in the world and 5th in Texas for Fattest Citizens, with 76.18 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 33rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 40thLargest Publishing Industry: 45thLargest Agricultural Sector: 56thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 65thLargest Populations: 68thLargest Gambling Industry: 69thLargest Insurance Industry: 70thHighest Average Incomes: 74thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 87thHighest Poor Incomes: 104thSmartest Citizens: 132ndMost Avoided: 146thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 167thLargest Retail Industry: 206thLargest Mining Sector: 234thMost Armed: 254thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 264thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 271stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 295thMost Scientifically Advanced: 302ndLargest Black Market: 420thMost Efficient Economies: 432ndFattest Citizens: 532ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 673rdRudest Citizens: 702ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,103rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,284thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,485thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,184thLargest Governments: 2,954thLowest Crime Rates: 3,137thMost Secular: 4,589thMost Influential: 6,117thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,115thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,612thMost Developed: 9,917thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,365thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,166thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,325th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, when the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the Ltlaliensian dark-plume goshawk.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, Tim's new android secretary is the latest media darling.
  • : Following new legislation in Ltlaliens, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.

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