Largest Gambling Industry: 309thHighest Drug Use: 1,044thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,635th
The Banana Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Lache pas la patate
Kingfish
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Louisiana-

Population2.733 billion

CapitalBaton Rouge
LeaderKingfish
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyPicayune
AnimalRougarou

The Banana Republic of Louisiana- is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kingfish with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.733 billion Cajun-Creoles are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baton Rouge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cajun-Creole economy, worth 375 trillion Picayunes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 137,418 Picayunes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 414,735 per year while the poor average 35,475, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

Citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?", there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Kingfish, and recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Louisiana-'s national animal is the Rougarou, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Louisiana- is ranked 287,774th in the world and 9,863rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 3.911976663 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 309thHighest Drug Use: 1,044thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,635thMost Primitive: 1,658thHighest Crime Rates: 1,766thFattest Citizens: 1,958thMost Devout: 2,365thRudest Citizens: 2,587thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,881stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,088thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,434thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,764thNudest: 6,684thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,007thLargest Mining Sector: 8,598thMost Cultured: 8,692ndMost Armed: 8,870thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,336thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 16,499thLargest Retail Industry: 18,980thLargest Black Market: 22,382ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,683rdMost Corrupt Governments: 23,321stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,699thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,700thHighest Average Incomes: 27,479thMost Efficient Economies: 29,663rd
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Largest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 77th in the regionMost Primitive: 91st in the regionTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 108th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 111th in the regionFattest Citizens: 116th in the regionMost Devout: 128th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 130th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 228th in the regionMost Avoided: 233rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 254th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 303rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 309th in the regionNudest: 323rd in the regionMost Cultured: 445th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 465th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 577th in the regionMost Armed: 578th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 613th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 669th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 812th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 880th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 889th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Louisiana-'s influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Louisiana-'s influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Louisiana-, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • : Following new legislation in Louisiana-, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Kingfish.
  • : Following new legislation in Louisiana-, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.
  • : Following new legislation in Louisiana-, citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?".
  • : Following new legislation in Louisiana-, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless.
  • : Louisiana- was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Louisiana- ceased to exist in Louisiana.
  • : Following new legislation in Louisiana-, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.

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