Most Primitive: 1,788thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,925thHighest Crime Rates: 2,660th
The Free Land of
New York Times Democracy
Lache pas la patate
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Louisiana-

Population365 million

CapitalBaton Rouge

CurrencyPicayune
AnimalRougarou

The Free Land of Louisiana- is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 365 million Louisianans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baton Rouge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The powerhouse Louisiana-ian economy, worth 29.1 trillion Picayunes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 79,767 Picayunes, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, and Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Louisiana-'s national animal is the Rougarou, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Louisiana- is ranked 146,706th in the world and 9th in Louisiana for Most Stationary, with 69.8064483794 days.

Top
1%
Most Primitive: 1,788thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,925thTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 2,660thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,261stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,527thFattest Citizens: 4,081stMost Avoided: 5,344thMost Devout: 6,300thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,921stRudest Citizens: 7,646thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,639thMost Armed: 12,693rdTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 13,526thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,532ndMost Cultured: 18,533rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,750thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23,130th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Louisiana- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Louisiana-, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Louisiana-, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling.
  • : Following new legislation in Louisiana-, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Louisiana-, public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records.
  • : Following new legislation in Louisiana-, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires.
  • : Following new legislation in Louisiana-, citizens have voted the song "Leader Smells Like A Rougarou" as their new national anthem.
  • : Louisiana- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Louisiana-, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits.
  • : Following new legislation in Louisiana-, cholera is seen as the holiest of diseases.

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