The Queendom of Lost Dragonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.338 billion Dragons are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lost Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,643 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 259,243 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lost Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lost Dragonia is ranked 7,533^rd in the world and 184^th in The Rejected Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.78 law-abiding acts per hour.