Most Secular: 1,499thMost Armed: 4,896thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,999th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
You Can't Stop Progress
Robert Falkenson
Influence
Instigator
Security Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Lortastickaland

Population2.754 billion

CapitalSindrigor
LeaderRobert Falkenson
FaithAtheism

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalFalcon

The Constitutional Monarchy of Lortastickaland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Robert Falkenson with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.754 billion Lortastickalandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sindrigor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lortastickalandian economy, worth 382 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 138,919 Bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 618,205 per year while the poor average 19,428, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lortastickaland's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lortastickaland is ranked 199,890th in the world and 1st in Haslett for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -4.84 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 1,499thTop
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Most Armed: 4,896thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,999thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,183rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,086thMost Developed: 11,805thMost Cultured: 12,986thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,896thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,011thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,274thSmartest Citizens: 14,425thHighest Food Quality: 15,610thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,227thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,187thLowest Crime Rates: 17,954thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,269thLargest Governments: 18,487thHighest Average Incomes: 18,770thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,980thMost Inclusive: 19,094thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,817thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,627thMost Efficient Economies: 23,521stHealthiest Citizens: 23,532ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,809thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,497thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,546th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lortastickaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Lortastickaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Lortastickaland's influence in Haslett rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Lortastickaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Lortastickaland's influence in Haslett rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Lortastickaland's influence in Haslett rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Lortastickaland's influence in Haslett rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Following new legislation in Lortastickaland, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Lortastickaland, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Lortastickaland, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.

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