The State of Lorenzo Tiezaz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.519 billion Lorenzo Tiezazians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The very strong Lorenzo Tiezazian economy, worth 862 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 32,517 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Gambling is outlawed, military funding has been stripped back, Lorenzo Tiezaz is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and Lorenzo Tiezaz has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a problem. Lorenzo Tiezaz's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lorenzo Tiezaz is ranked 257,022^nd in the world and 5^th in Kuala Lumpur for Lowest Crime Rates, with 48.05 law-abiding acts per hour.