Most Influential: 1,545thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,212thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,608th
The Rogue Nation of
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Population5.597 billion



The Rogue Nation of Lordelles is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Deriger with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.597 billion Lordellesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thebes. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lordellesian economy, worth 815 trillion potches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,729 potches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Thebes" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lordelles's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lordelles is ranked 10,677th in the world and 601st in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,561.18 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Influential: 1,545thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,212thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,608thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,928thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,447thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,994thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,107thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,967thLargest Black Market: 8,118thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,228thLargest Governments: 9,297thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,619thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,020thLowest Crime Rates: 10,262ndMost Corrupt Governments: 10,312thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,677thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,154thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,695thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,806thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,989thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,370thMost Cultured: 13,746thMost Secular: 14,426thHighest Average Incomes: 15,205thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,026thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,610thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,673rdMost Efficient Economies: 20,966thMost Developed: 21,310thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,402ndHighest Economic Output: 23,203rd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 253rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 291st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 335th in the regionLargest Black Market: 347th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 362nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 380th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 399th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 474th in the regionLargest Governments: 492nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 497th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 529th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 601st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 616th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 619th in the regionMost Influential: 640th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 654th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 673rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 701st in the regionMost Cultured: 707th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 710th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 720th in the regionMost Secular: 736th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 742nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 750th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 759th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 837th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 923rd in the region

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