The Rogue Nation of Lordelles is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Deriger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.188 billion Lordellesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thebes. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lordellesian economy, worth 764 trillion potches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 147,405 potches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Thebes" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lordelles's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lordelles is ranked 9,390^th in the world and 780^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 35.23 Bank.