Highest Disposable Incomes: 177thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 189thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 273rd
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Loop Quantum Gravity

Population27.788 billion

CapitalString Theory
LeaderEeriana the Omnipotent
FaithGospel of Merlin

Currencyquark
Animalfire dragon

The Kingdom of Loop Quantum Gravity is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eeriana the Omnipotent with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.788 billion Loop Quantum Gravityians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of String Theory. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Loop Quantum Gravityian economy, worth an astonishing 12,437 trillion quarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 447,570 quarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, the question of 'what is Eeriana the Omnipotent's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, and girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Loop Quantum Gravity's national animal is the fire dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Gospel of Merlin.

Loop Quantum Gravity is ranked 467th in the world and 20th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 19,949.23 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 177thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 189thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 273rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 276thMost Corrupt Governments: 300thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 307thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 334thLargest Mining Sector: 359thHighest Economic Output: 393rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 467thMost Devout: 512thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 527thMost Armed: 540thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 574thHighest Average Incomes: 619thLowest Crime Rates: 755thLargest Insurance Industry: 819thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 823rdHealthiest Citizens: 879thHighest Poor Incomes: 983rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,122ndLargest Black Market: 1,582ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,591stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,608thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,609thMost Patriotic: 1,806thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,945thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,006thMost Efficient Economies: 2,736thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,031stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,170thLargest Governments: 3,335thMost Developed: 3,512thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,618thSmartest Citizens: 3,925thLargest Populations: 4,049thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,441stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,321stLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,333rdMost Authoritarian: 12,733rdTop
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Highest Food Quality: 14,287thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,650thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,298thMost Conservative: 21,007thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,950thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,022nd
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionMost Patriotic: 38th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 39th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 51st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Black Market: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 71st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 75th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 76th in the regionLargest Populations: 84th in the regionMost Cultured: 112th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 120th in the regionLargest Governments: 120th in the regionMost Developed: 126th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 131st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 170th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 202nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 302nd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 374th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 409th in the regionMost Extreme: 580th in the regionMost Conservative: 583rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 599th in the regionRudest Citizens: 620th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 663rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Loop Quantum Gravity was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Loop Quantum Gravity, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag.
  • : Following new legislation in Loop Quantum Gravity, the question of 'what is Eeriana the Omnipotent's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
  • : Following new legislation in Loop Quantum Gravity, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
  • : Loop Quantum Gravity was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Loop Quantum Gravity, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Loop Quantum Gravity, the nation's smallest fire dragonball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch.
  • : Loop Quantum Gravity was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Loop Quantum Gravity, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Loop Quantum Gravity, residents firmly believe there is no spoon (Loop Quantum Gravity has found 4 easter eggs).

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