Most Rebellious Youth: 8,244thMost Inclusive: 11,499thHighest Food Quality: 12,136th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
An Empire United Under One
King Cole
Influence
Hermit
Founder / Chief Spokesman
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Lonial

Population1.948 billion

CapitalLonial
LeaderKing Cole

CurrencyPanthers
AnimalPanthers

The Empire of Lonial is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Cole with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.948 billion Panthers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lonial. The average income tax rate is 70.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lonialian economy, worth 244 trillion Panthers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,525 Panthers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, and thrift shops are closing their doors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lonial's national animal is the Panthers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lonial is ranked 72,172nd in the world and 1st in Unamdum for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,314.84 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,244thMost Inclusive: 11,499thHighest Food Quality: 12,136thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,645thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,669thMost Cultured: 12,706thTop
10%
Most Developed: 14,314thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,298thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,274thHealthiest Citizens: 17,359thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,100thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,135thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,562ndNicest Citizens: 20,257thSmartest Citizens: 20,377thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,903rdLargest Retail Industry: 21,137thLargest Governments: 21,855thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,046thMost Efficient Economies: 22,589thHighest Average Incomes: 23,677thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,415thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,281st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, thrift shops are closing their doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs.
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Lonial was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, Lonial has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take.
  • : Lonial was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.

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