Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 616thLargest Agricultural Sector: 786thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,197th
The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Digbick never stops. Digbick never sleeps.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Longanisa

Population6.625 billion

CapitalPuteq
LeaderDigbick
FaithMinting

Currencyguilder
AnimalLonganisan hound

The People's Republic of Longanisa is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Digbick with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.625 billion Longanisans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puteq. The average income tax rate is 7.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Longanisan economy, worth a remarkable 1,635 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 246,915 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Longanisa's national animal is the Longanisan hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Minting.

Longanisa is ranked 4,892nd in the world and 102nd in the Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 17,688.7 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 616thLargest Agricultural Sector: 786thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,197thLargest Retail Industry: 1,269thMost Cultured: 1,719thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,910thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,439thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,952ndHighest Food Quality: 3,042ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,384thSmartest Citizens: 3,828thMost Developed: 4,059thHighest Average Incomes: 4,123rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,191stRudest Citizens: 4,685thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,892ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,924thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,981stMost Efficient Economies: 5,050thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,157thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,257thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,606thSafest: 5,803rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,821stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,235thMost Devout: 7,426thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,446thBest Weather: 10,764thLargest Governments: 10,941stMost Inclusive: 11,608thHighest Economic Output: 12,141stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,926thMost Pacifist: 14,479thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,321stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,799thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,263rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,494thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,813thMost Average: 20,624thMost Influential: 20,666thMost Stationary: 21,619thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,167thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,430th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 72nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 77th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 94th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 95th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 97th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 101st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 102nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 108th in the regionRudest Citizens: 110th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 114th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 115th in the regionMost Devout: 115th in the regionMost Developed: 116th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 122nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 123rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 145th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 149th in the regionSafest: 157th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 160th in the regionMost Average: 186th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 196th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 228th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 253rd in the regionBest Weather: 257th in the regionLargest Governments: 262nd in the regionMost Stationary: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 301st in the regionMost Inclusive: 318th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 328th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 362nd in the regionMost Influential: 366th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 372nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 388th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 414th in the regionMost Pacifist: 416th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 432nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 509th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 550th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 621st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 645th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Longanisa, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Longanisa, heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Longanisa, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Longanisa, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in Longanisa, Digbick's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support.
  • : Following new legislation in Longanisa, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews.
  • : Following new legislation in Longanisa, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Longanisa, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Longanisa, much of Longanisa's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Longanisa, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Longanisan stage setups.

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