The Lonely Tree Shepherds of Lon Kra Con is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Treebeard with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.777 billion Kronians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fangorn. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lon Kra Conian economy, worth a remarkable 1,393 trillion leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,344 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and they say that Kronians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lon Kra Con's national animal is the Rowan Tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dark Green Religion.

Lon Kra Con is ranked 255,171^st in the world and 318^th in Forest for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -19.28 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.