Most Valuable International Artwork: 923rdBest Weather: 927thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,344th
The Lonely Tree Shepherds of
Democratic Socialists
Where have all the entwives gone?
Treebeard
Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Lon Kra Con

Population11.777 billion

CapitalFangorn
LeaderTreebeard
FaithDark Green Religion

Currencyleaf
AnimalRowan Tree

The Lonely Tree Shepherds of Lon Kra Con is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Treebeard with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.777 billion Kronians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fangorn. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lon Kra Conian economy, worth a remarkable 1,393 trillion leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,344 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and they say that Kronians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lon Kra Con's national animal is the Rowan Tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dark Green Religion.

Lon Kra Con is ranked 255,171st in the world and 318th in Forest for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -19.28 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 923rdBest Weather: 927thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,344thMost Pacifist: 1,427thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,434thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,454thNicest Citizens: 1,492ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,551stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,600thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,604thHealthiest Citizens: 1,641stMost Inclusive: 1,727thSafest: 1,840thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,912thHighest Food Quality: 2,005thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,751stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,831stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,929thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,372ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,628thMost Cultured: 3,858thMost Developed: 3,891stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,423rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,529thLargest Governments: 6,810thSmartest Citizens: 6,864thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,275thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,295thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,365thHighest Economic Output: 14,568thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,073rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,105thMost Secular: 18,673rdMost Income Equality: 19,199thMost Efficient Economies: 20,527thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,151st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Pacifist: 30th in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the regionSafest: 34th in the regionBest Weather: 35th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, they say that Kronians made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, the old neighbourhood isn't how most Kronians remember it.
  • : Lon Kra Con's influence in Forest rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Lon Kra Con relocated from Anubis to Forest.

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