Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,114thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,763rdLargest Black Market: 2,266th
The Armed Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Sweet
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Lollipop

Population16.098 billion

CapitalLollipop City
LeaderLollycop

CurrencyLollipop
AnimalPuppy

The Armed Republic of Lollipop is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lollycop with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.098 billion Lollipopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lollipop City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lollipopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,651 trillion Lollipops a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 102,595 Lollipops, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, zombie-like crowds of hard drug users stumble through the streets, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", and all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lollipop's national animal is the Puppy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lollipop is ranked 250,274th in the world and 40th in Anime for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -22 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,114thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,763rdLargest Black Market: 2,266thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,270thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,927thMost Devout: 4,356thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,344thNudest: 6,671stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,074thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,433rdHighest Economic Output: 11,988thTop
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Most Patriotic: 13,995thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,458thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,799thMost Efficient Economies: 15,489thLargest Populations: 18,061stMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,642ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,516thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,205th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lollipop, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • : Lollipop was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Lollipop, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon".
  • : Lollipop was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Lollipop, zombie-like crowds of hard drug users stumble through the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Lollipop, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions.
  • : Following new legislation in Lollipop, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Lollipop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Lollipop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Lollipop, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system.

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