Most Subsidized Industry: 329thLargest Retail Industry: 347thLargest Black Market: 992nd
The Lol of
New York Times Democracy
Lol + i + lol
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Lolilol

Population11.289 billion

CapitalLolilolilol
LeaderRory Lolina
FaithLololol

CurrencyLol
AnimalNoel

The Lol of Lolilol is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Rory Lolina with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.289 billion Lolilolians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lolilolilol. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lolilolian economy, worth a remarkable 3,694 trillion Lols a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 327,250 Lols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Many friends and relatives of Rory Lolina have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Lolilol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lolilol's national animal is the Noel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lololol.

Lolilol is ranked 13,445th in the world and 345th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,900.00633260628 days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 329thLargest Retail Industry: 347thLargest Black Market: 992ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,572ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,698thHighest Average Incomes: 2,179thRudest Citizens: 2,691stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,866thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,925thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,731stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,759thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,625thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,359thHighest Economic Output: 5,376thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,466thLargest Governments: 5,526thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,725thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,930thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,140thNudest: 6,723rdMost Developed: 6,786thSmartest Citizens: 7,255thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,928thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,232ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,398thBest Weather: 11,971stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,353rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,636thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,755thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,005thMost Stationary: 13,445thTop
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Most Influential: 15,508thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,987thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,258thLowest Crime Rates: 17,226thLargest Gambling Industry: 18,087thMost Secular: 18,584thMost Cultured: 21,585th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 60th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 74th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 93rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 100th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 100th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 109th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 138th in the regionNudest: 145th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 150th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 164th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 167th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 204th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 223rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 258th in the regionLargest Governments: 260th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 265th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 280th in the regionMost Stationary: 345th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 351st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 360th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 360th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 365th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 392nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 393rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 422nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 480th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 547th in the regionBest Weather: 572nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 599th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 607th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 609th in the regionMost Secular: 621st in the regionLargest Populations: 644th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 648th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 688th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lolilol, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Lolilol.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolilol, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolilol, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolilol, many friends and relatives of Rory Lolina have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolilol, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolilol, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Lolilolian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Lolilol was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Lolilol was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolilol, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolilol, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.

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