Population | 11.289 billion |
Capital | Lolilolilol |
Leader | Rory Lolina |
Faith | Lololol |
Currency | Lol |
Animal | Noel |
The Lol of Lolilol is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Rory Lolina with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.289 billion Lolilolians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lolilolilol. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Lolilolian economy, worth a remarkable 3,694 trillion Lols a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 327,250 Lols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Many friends and relatives of Rory Lolina have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Lolilol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lolilol's national animal is the Noel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lololol.
Lolilol is ranked 13,445th in the world and 345th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,900.00633260628 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lolilol, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Lolilol.
- : Following new legislation in Lolilol, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
- : Following new legislation in Lolilol, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in Lolilol, many friends and relatives of Rory Lolina have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
- : Following new legislation in Lolilol, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero.
- : Following new legislation in Lolilol, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Lolilolian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
- : Lolilol was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Lolilol was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Lolilol, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Lolilol, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.