Most Influential: 314thMost Pacifist: 915thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,023rd
The Needs a Boyfriend of
Left-wing Utopia
どんなに夜が長くても、いつでもその日が来る。
Meteora Österreich
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Loli County

Population4.54 billion

CapitalJötunheim
LeaderMeteora Österreich
FaithFlemingovianism

Currencymuddy puddle
Animalrebecca rabbit

The Needs a Boyfriend of Loli County is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Meteora Österreich with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.54 billion Lolis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jötunheim. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lolisian economy, worth 701 trillion muddy puddles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 154,409 muddy puddles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, they say that Lolis made a dessert and called it peace, and many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Loli County's national animal is the rebecca rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Loli County is ranked 21,303rd in the world and 968th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,183.58 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Influential: 314thMost Pacifist: 915thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,023rdNicest Citizens: 1,037thMost Inclusive: 1,321stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,561stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,594thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,833rdBest Weather: 1,977thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,325thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,717thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,051stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,198thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,449thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,493rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,633rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,704thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,858thHealthiest Citizens: 3,864thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,995thMost Developed: 4,362ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,623rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,138thLargest Governments: 5,149thLowest Crime Rates: 5,481stMost Cultured: 5,646thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,788thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,017thSmartest Citizens: 6,121stLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,722ndSafest: 10,451stTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,058thMost Secular: 13,613thHighest Drug Use: 15,467thMost Income Equality: 15,994thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,187thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,303rd
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Most Pacifist: 59th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 66th in the regionNicest Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Inclusive: 90th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 99th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 118th in the regionBest Weather: 136th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 168th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 176th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 182nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 192nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 207th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 207th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 215th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 216th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 221st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 241st in the regionLargest Governments: 273rd in the regionMost Developed: 274th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 282nd in the regionMost Cultured: 291st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 305th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 342nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 346th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 351st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 429th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 433rd in the regionTop
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Safest: 597th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 608th in the regionNudest: 615th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 712th in the regionMost Secular: 713th in the regionMost Income Equality: 740th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 900th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 961st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 968th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, they say that Lolis made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, Lolisian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
  • : Loli County changed its national motto to "どんなに夜が長くても、いつでもその日が来る。".
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.

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