The Needs a Boyfriend of Loli County is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Meteora Österreich with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.54 billion Lolis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jötunheim. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lolisian economy, worth 701 trillion muddy puddles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 154,409 muddy puddles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, they say that Lolis made a dessert and called it peace, and many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Loli County's national animal is the rebecca rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Loli County is ranked 21,303^rd in the world and 968^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,183.58 on the Societal Mobility Rating.