Most Secular: 187thMost Rebellious Youth: 242ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 338th
The People's Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Ceiling Cat is watching you
Ceiling Cat
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Lolcatistan

Population10.084 billion

CapitalKitteh City
LeaderCeiling Cat
FaithLolcat Bible

CurrencyCheezburger
AnimalKitteh

The People's Republic of Lolcatistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ceiling Cat with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.084 billion Lolcats enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitteh City. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lolcatistani economy, worth a remarkable 3,045 trillion Cheezburgers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 302,056 Cheezburgers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits, and marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lolcatistan's national animal is the Kitteh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolcat Bible.

Lolcatistan is ranked 214,875th in the world and 6,917th in the Rejected Realms for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.4 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Secular: 187thMost Rebellious Youth: 242ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 338thNicest Citizens: 358thMost Compassionate Citizens: 369thMost Cultured: 395thMost Cheerful Citizens: 588thMost Inclusive: 715thHighest Poor Incomes: 753rdHighest Crime Rates: 771stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 950thMost Scientifically Advanced: 984thHealthiest Citizens: 1,151stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,229thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,382ndSmartest Citizens: 1,459thMost Developed: 1,502ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,550thMost Armed: 1,699thLargest Black Market: 1,710thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,967thHighest Average Incomes: 2,053rdTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,864thBest Weather: 3,073rdRudest Citizens: 4,122ndHighest Economic Output: 4,731stMost Efficient Economies: 7,395thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,010thLargest Retail Industry: 8,234thLargest Governments: 9,274thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,902ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,880thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,880thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,356thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,846thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,386thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,530thMost Influential: 17,557thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,320th
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Most Secular: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 32nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 35th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 46th in the regionMost Armed: 47th in the regionMost Developed: 48th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the regionLargest Black Market: 49th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 59th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 75th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 80th in the regionBest Weather: 89th in the regionRudest Citizens: 122nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 129th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 197th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 228th in the regionLargest Governments: 239th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 244th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 252nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 296th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 299th in the regionMost Influential: 301st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 346th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 391st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 422nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 453rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 679th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 685th in the regionMost Income Equality: 701st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lolcatistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolcatistan, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolcatistan, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolcatistan, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolcatistan, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolcatistan, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolcatistan, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolcatistan, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolcatistan, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Lolcatistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

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