The Department of Loir-et-Cher is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jean-Luc Brindeau with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 18.779 billion Loir-et-Chériens are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blois. The average income tax rate is 12.5%.

The strong Loir-et-Chérien economy, worth a remarkable 1,192 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 63,514 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Loir-et-Cher are famed for their reasonable volume levels, and muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loir-et-Cher's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Loir-et-Cher is ranked 117,204^th in the world and 14^th in Department Store for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64 law-abiding acts per hour.