The Empire of Logar is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by August IV of Logar with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.179 billion Logarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villanova. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Logarian economy, worth 506 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 70,607 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Villanova Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, and video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Logar's national animal is the Logarian harpy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Secularism.

Logar is ranked 99,803^rd in the world and 32^nd in The Pangaean Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.89 law-abiding acts per hour.