Most Authoritarian: 2,146thMost Conservative: 2,800thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,955th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Oempaloepa
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Loempaland

Population404 million

Currencycacoaboontje
Animaljaguar

The Oppressed Peoples of Loempaland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 404 million Oempa Loempa's are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Loempalandian economy, worth 8.15 trillion cacoaboontjes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 20,177 cacoaboontjes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loempaland's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loempaland is ranked 168,163rd in the world and 4,713th in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 680.84 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Authoritarian: 2,146thTop
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Most Conservative: 2,800thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,955thMost Income Equality: 12,742ndTop
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Most Extreme: 20,535th
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Most Authoritarian: 35th in the regionMost Extreme: 62nd in the regionMost Conservative: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 248th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 388th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Loempaland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Loempaland's influence in Lazarus fell from "Newcomer" to "Hatchling".
  • : Loempaland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Loempaland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Loempaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Loempaland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Loempaland changed its national currency to "cacoaboontje".
  • : Loempaland changed its national demonym to "Oempa Loempa's".
  • : Loempaland altered its national flag.
  • : Loempaland was refounded in Lazarus.

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