The Watchfires of LMB is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The quiet, industrious population of 20.557 billion LMBians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 36.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong LMBian economy, worth a remarkable 1,072 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,154 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, and the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LMB's national animal is the swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

LMB is ranked 125,357^th in the world and 1^st in Libertarian Marxist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.18 law-abiding acts per hour.