Largest Welfare Programs: 1,592ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,243rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,811th
The Little bobsled of
Democratic Socialists
Run run reindeer
Influence
Diplomat
Chestnut Roaster
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Average

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Little St Nick

Population9.77 billion

Capitalway up north
LeaderRudy
Faitha tale about Christmas

Currencypresent
Animalreindeer

The Little bobsled of Little St Nick is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rudy with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.77 billion real famous cats all dressed up in red are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of way up north. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming candy apple red economy, worth 820 trillion presents a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 83,940 presents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, occupational wage levels are based on a crumpled napkin authored by a legendary way up north bus driver, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Little St Nick's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a tale about Christmas.

Little St Nick is ranked 93,205th in the world and 56th in Christmas for Most Average, scoring 40.19 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,592ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,243rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,811thMost Pacifist: 3,027thBest Weather: 3,076thNicest Citizens: 3,140thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,243rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,432ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,459thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,914thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,369thMost Inclusive: 5,406thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,926thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,423rdMost Influential: 6,776thSafest: 6,790thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,848thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,883rdHighest Food Quality: 8,359thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,086thHealthiest Citizens: 11,856thMost Stationary: 12,175thLowest Crime Rates: 12,511thTop
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Largest Governments: 15,119thMost Cultured: 15,651stMost Developed: 19,780thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,848thSmartest Citizens: 22,685thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,237th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Little St Nick was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, occupational wage levels are based on a crumpled napkin authored by a legendary way up north bus driver.
  • : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
  • : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, for just a few extra presents real famous cats all dressed up in red can get new driving records with their new cars.
  • : Little St Nick lodged a message on the Christmas Regional Message Board.
  • : Little St Nick was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories.
  • : Following new legislation in Little St Nick, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.

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