Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st Most Armed: 1st Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd
The Empire of
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Little Flowers

Population34.57 billion

CapitalPetalopia
Leadera half dozen Conglomerates
FaithMoghdom

Currencypetal
Animalhoney bee

The Empire of Little Flowers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a half dozen Conglomerates with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 34.57 billion Badasses enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petalopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Badass economy, worth an astonishing 32,823 trillion petals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 949,478 petals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,973,238 per year while the poor average 21,519, a ratio of 370 to 1.

A stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and card collectors duel to the death. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Little Flowers's national animal is the honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Little Flowers is ranked 13th in the world and 1st in Eladen for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 1,538.42 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1stMost Armed: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 2ndMost Avoided: 2ndFattest Citizens: 3rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rdLargest Gambling Industry: 4thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4thHighest Economic Output: 5thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7thRudest Citizens: 10thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11thHighest Average Incomes: 11thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13thMost Rebellious Youth: 16thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29thLargest Insurance Industry: 30thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 59thLargest Mining Sector: 68thLargest Retail Industry: 75thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 77thMost Corrupt Governments: 118thLargest Agricultural Sector: 140thLargest Populations: 143rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 448thMost Devout: 474thLargest Publishing Industry: 572ndMost Efficient Economies: 633rdSmartest Citizens: 846thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,047thMost Cultured: 1,284thMost Stationary: 1,446thLargest Governments: 1,497thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,945thMost Pro-Market: 2,073rdLargest Black Market: 2,448thMost Influential: 7,012thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,763rd
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the region

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