Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2ndMost Armed: 2nd
The Empire of
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Roses have thorns!
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Militia Officer
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Little Flowers

Population40.468 billion

CapitalPetalopia
Leadera half dozen Conglomerates
FaithMoghdom

Currencypetal
Animalhoney bee

The Empire of Little Flowers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a half dozen Conglomerates with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 40.468 billion Badasses enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petalopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Badass economy, worth an astonishing 38,900 trillion petals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 961,275 petals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 9,005,526 per year while the poor average 8,625, a ratio of 1,044 to 1.

A stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and card collectors duel to the death. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Little Flowers's national animal is the honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Little Flowers is ranked 242,247th in the world and 26th in Eladen for Nicest Citizens, with 0.03 average smiles per day.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2ndMost Armed: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 2ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2ndMost Avoided: 3rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4thHighest Economic Output: 5thMost Efficient Economies: 5thLargest Gambling Industry: 5thFattest Citizens: 8thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11thHighest Average Incomes: 12thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13thMost Rebellious Youth: 17thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28thLargest Insurance Industry: 28thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34thLargest Agricultural Sector: 49thRudest Citizens: 51stMost Scientifically Advanced: 64thLargest Mining Sector: 74thLargest Populations: 116thMost Corrupt Governments: 193rdLargest Retail Industry: 256thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 273rdMost Devout: 577thLargest Publishing Industry: 648thLargest Information Technology Sector: 845thSmartest Citizens: 1,139thMost Cultured: 1,441stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,814thLargest Governments: 1,863rdMost Pro-Market: 1,902ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 5,109thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,242ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,409thMost Influential: 8,773rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,757th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and the Top 5% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Little Flowers was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Wagria, curing 529 million infected.
  • : Little Flowers was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Wagria, curing 451 million infected.
  • : Little Flowers was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Wagria, curing 190 million infected.

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