Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,341stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,594thMost Pacifist: 9,969th
The Red Lipstick District of
Corrupt Dictatorship
If I put my leg up.. will you slip over it or under it?
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Page
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Few

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Lisa French

Population5.612 billion

Capitalthe Red Lipstick District
LeaderLisa
FaithLip Service

Currencyher-she kiss
Animalfuzzy wuzzy kitten

The Red Lipstick District of Lisa French is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lisa with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.612 billion French are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Red Lipstick District. The average income tax rate is 33.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish French economy, worth 164 trillion her-she kisses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,344 her-she kisses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, Lisa's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and nobody knows why the caged fuzzy wuzzy kitten sings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lisa French's national animal is the fuzzy wuzzy kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lip Service.

Lisa French is ranked 81,639th in the world and 33rd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,445.89 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,341stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,594thMost Pacifist: 9,969thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,315thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,407thMost Devout: 19,401stNicest Citizens: 19,613thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,614th
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Most Pacifist: 4th in the regionTop
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Safest: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lisa French was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Lisa French changed its national animal to "fuzzy wuzzy kitten".
  • : Lisa French was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Lisa French was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Lisa French was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Lisa French was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Lisa French changed its national motto to "If I put my leg up.. will you slip over it or under it?".
  • : Lisa French was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Lisa French lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
  • : Lisa French was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.

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