Most Pacifist: 9,488thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,522ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,608th
The Red Lipstick District of
Corrupt Dictatorship
If I put my leg up - will you slip over it or under it?
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Few

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Lisa French

Population4.345 billion

Capitalthe Red Lipstick District
LeaderLisa
FaithLip Service

Currencyher-she kiss
Animalfuzzy kitten

The Red Lipstick District of Lisa French is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lisa with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.345 billion French are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Red Lipstick District. The average income tax rate is 34.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish French economy, worth 118 trillion her-she kisses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,296 her-she kisses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry, citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians, astronauts take one small step for Lisa French and one giant step backward from confrontation, and orange trees find it's not easy being green. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lisa French's national animal is the fuzzy kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lip Service.

Lisa French is ranked 41,903rd in the world and 25th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
5%
Most Pacifist: 9,488thTop
10%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,522ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,608thNicest Citizens: 18,223rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,539thBest Weather: 23,064thMost Devout: 25,363rdSafest: 25,498th
Top
10%
Most Pacifist: 4th in the regionSafest: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lisa French was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Lisa French was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Lisa French was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Lisa French, orange trees find it's not easy being green.
  • : Lisa French was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Lisa French was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout and Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Lisa French, astronauts take one small step for Lisa French and one giant step backward from confrontation.
  • : Lisa French's influence in The Bar on the corner of every region rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Lisa French changed its national motto to "If I put my leg up - will you slip over it or under it?".
  • : Lisa French's influence in The Bar on the corner of every region fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".

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