Population | 17.831 billion |
Currency | Marilsa |
Animal | caribou |
The Fiefdom of Lirteldasya is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.831 billion Lirteldasyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Lirteldasyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,252 trillion Marilsas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,326 Marilsas, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.
In pet stores nationwide caribous are growing in popularity, Lirteldasya recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, over-inflated fears of a "Y1" bug have turned humble IT workers into millionaires (Lirteldasya has found 4 easter eggs), and flowering peace lilies are the best defence against Lirteldasya's military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lirteldasya's national animal is the caribou, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Lirteldasya is ranked 50,424th in the world and 23rd in Refugia for Most Stationary, with 895.3620311346 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lirteldasya, flowering peace lilies are the best defence against Lirteldasya's military.
- : Following new legislation in Lirteldasya, over-inflated fears of a "Y1" bug have turned humble IT workers into millionaires (Lirteldasya has found 4 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in Lirteldasya, Lirteldasya recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
- : Following new legislation in Lirteldasya, in pet stores nationwide caribous are growing in popularity.
- : Following new legislation in Lirteldasya, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags.
- : Following new legislation in Lirteldasya, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
- : Following new legislation in Lirteldasya, foreign livestock are offered asylum.
- : Following new legislation in Lirteldasya, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
- : Following new legislation in Lirteldasya, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
- : Following new legislation in Lirteldasya, cities in Lirteldasya declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.