Population | 25.27 billion |
Capital | Lioness |
Leader | The Lion |
Faith | Lionism |
Currency | Lion |
Animal | lion |
The Nine Lions of Lion 9 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Lion with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 25.27 billion Lions have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lioness. The average income tax rate is 52.1%.
The powerhouse Lion 9ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,982 trillion Lions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 78,454 Lions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, and the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lion 9's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lionism.
Lion 9 is ranked 1,685th in the world and 70th in Vlaanderen for Most Stationary, with 4,213.70563656 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lion 9 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
- : Lion 9 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Lion 9 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Lion 9 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Lion 9 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Lion 9 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Lion 9 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Lion 9 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Lion 9 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Lion 9 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.