Most Beautiful Environments: 573rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 600thBest Weather: 640th
The Socialist Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Country dear, liberty dearest
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Linnaea

Population12.408 billion

CapitalKarlisle

Currencylinnaeus
Animalmarmot

The Socialist Republic of Linnaea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.408 billion Linnaeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karlisle. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Linnaean economy, worth a remarkable 2,480 trillion linnaeuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 199,915 linnaeuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, much of Linnaea's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime is totally unknown. Linnaea's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Linnaea is ranked 262,414th in the world and 51st in Hippy Haven for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -29.8 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 573rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 600thBest Weather: 640thMost Inclusive: 675thHighest Food Quality: 769thMost Compassionate Citizens: 885thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 915thNicest Citizens: 928thMost Pacifist: 955thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,031stMost Cultured: 1,051stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,053rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,257thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,263rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,287thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,559thMost Developed: 1,761stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,228thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,326thSafest: 2,609thLargest Governments: 2,611thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,656thHealthiest Citizens: 2,996thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,013thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,103rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,402ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,667thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,911thLowest Crime Rates: 6,954thHighest Economic Output: 7,469thHighest Average Incomes: 7,491stMost Efficient Economies: 7,861stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,915thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,158thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,383rdMost Secular: 17,362ndMost Income Equality: 21,499thHighest Drug Use: 24,792nd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Linnaea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Linnaea, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Linnaea, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges.
  • : Following new legislation in Linnaea, much of Linnaea's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Linnaea, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate.
  • : Linnaea was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Linnaea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Linnaea, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Linnaea, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Linnaea, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Leader's questionably sane new coalition partners.

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