Most Stationary: 449thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,936thLargest Populations: 3,103rd
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Walk with me!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Thriving
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Lil Bern

Population30.08 billion

Currencylil bern dollars
Animalwhite siberian tiger

The Kingdom of Lil Bern is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its public floggings, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.08 billion Lil Bernians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 47.2%.

The thriving Lil Bernian economy, worth a remarkable 2,872 trillion lil bern dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,486 lil bern dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Lil Bernian flag can be displayed, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Lil Bern City, and environmental legislation occurs cyclically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lil Bern's national animal is the white siberian tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lil Bern is ranked 243,871st in the world and 7,122nd in the West Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -11.17 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Stationary: 449thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,936thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,103rdMost Pacifist: 3,568thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,153rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,841stHighest Economic Output: 6,049thSafest: 6,656thBest Weather: 7,535thHealthiest Citizens: 8,385thMost Devout: 9,292ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,590thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,359thLowest Crime Rates: 11,216thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,603rdMost Influential: 12,840thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 13,328thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,609thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,034thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,127thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,721stHighest Food Quality: 20,938thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,317thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,690th
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Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 84th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 92nd in the regionMost Devout: 116th in the regionBest Weather: 146th in the regionSafest: 154th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 180th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 194th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 219th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 227th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 228th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 264th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 265th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 290th in the regionNicest Citizens: 310th in the regionMost Influential: 347th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 445th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 456th in the regionLargest Black Market: 534th in the regionLargest Governments: 596th in the regionMost Developed: 652nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 667th in the regionMost Cultured: 674th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 702nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 712th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lil Bern, environmental legislation occurs cyclically.
  • : Following new legislation in Lil Bern, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Lil Bern City.
  • : Following new legislation in Lil Bern, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead.
  • : Lil Bern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Lil Bern, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Lil Bernian flag can be displayed.
  • : Following new legislation in Lil Bern, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Lil Bern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Lil Bern was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Lil Bern, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBLB Governor goes house hunting.
  • : Following new legislation in Lil Bern, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.

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