The People's Republic of Leova is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 32.6 billion Leovans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erin Park. The average income tax rate is 8.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leovan economy, worth a remarkable 7,574 trillion ladinoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,341 ladinoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leova's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Presbyterianism.

Leova is ranked 2,971^st in the world and 3^rd in Poland for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 665.86 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.