The Federation of LelasPililpinas is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Hanzo Kurokashi with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.914 billion LelasPililpinasian have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buenos Aires. The average income tax rate is 30.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient LelasPililpinas economy, worth 347 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 181,720 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The comic book series 'Prime Minister Hanzo Kurokashi and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, recognizing the LelasPililpinas flag qualifies you for citizenship, there's a big brother in every prison, and whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. LelasPililpinas's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

LelasPililpinas is ranked 7,553^rd in the world and 399^th in Osiris for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 13,992.29 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.