The Orange Hokage of Leaf Ninja is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Naruto with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.877 billion Leaf Ninjans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konohagakure. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Leaf Ninjan economy, worth a remarkable 1,900 trillion ryoes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 192,391 ryoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 635,082 per year while the poor average 43,604, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer, and you can be fired for dyeing grey hairs. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Leaf Ninja's national animal is the toad, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

Leaf Ninja is ranked 291,281^st in the world and 35^th in Anime for Lowest Crime Rates, with 21.35 law-abiding acts per hour.