Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 9thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th
The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Where the great shall not be constrained by the small
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Le Duche

Population29.939 billion

LeaderRonald Grump


The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of Le Duche is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ronald Grump with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.939 billion Le Duchies are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindblum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Le Duchean economy, worth an astonishing 25,183 trillion Grumps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 841,170 Grumps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,879,876 per year while the poor average 7,554, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Le Duche's historical leaders at Mount Rushless, and Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Le Duche's national animal is the Gryphon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Le Duche is ranked 217,039th in the world and 3rd in Flavian Amphitheatre for Most Politically Free, scoring 12.57 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 9thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15thLargest Insurance Industry: 17thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18thFattest Citizens: 22ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29thHighest Average Incomes: 30thHighest Economic Output: 40thLargest Gambling Industry: 40thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 45thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 48thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 49thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 57thMost Avoided: 77thLargest Mining Sector: 85thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 88thMost Efficient Economies: 132ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 174thMost Armed: 180thMost Corrupt Governments: 186thLargest Retail Industry: 259thMost Secular: 326thMost Scientifically Advanced: 353rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 464thRudest Citizens: 969thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,058thSmartest Citizens: 1,374thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,482ndLargest Populations: 2,406thTop
Largest Governments: 4,148thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,342ndLargest Black Market: 6,500thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,146thMost Pro-Market: 17,516thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,762ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,828th

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