The Republic of Lazarene Amerion is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.703 billion Lazarene Amerionians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Lazarene Amerionian economy, worth 469 trillion Stewins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 43,827 Stewins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 282,471 per year while the poor average 2,747, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lazarene Amerion's national animal is the Fluffy the man-eater, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lazarene Amerion is ranked 268,566^th in the world and 10,975^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.