The Queendom of Laucala is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 10.404 billion Laucalans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.8%.

The strong Laucalan economy, worth 526 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 50,620 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 144,353 per year while the poor average 14,153, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is moderate. Laucala's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Laucala is ranked 219,009^th in the world and 8^th in Suva for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -3.13 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.