Most Influential: 2,868thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,682ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,356th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Ad victoriam, ex machina, non sibi sed patriae
Kanzler Leopold
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Lasvel

Population3.452 billion

CapitalRosales
LeaderKanzler Leopold
FaithIdolatrism

Currencydollar
AnimalEagle

The Empire of Lasvel is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kanzler Leopold with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 3.452 billion Lasvelians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosales. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lasvelian economy, worth 511 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 148,164 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet, concussed Eagleball players cannot remember their lineup position, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lasvel's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Idolatrism.

Lasvel is ranked 12,087th in the world and 23rd in Lands End for Smartest Citizens, with 83.33 quips per hour.

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Most Influential: 2,868thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,682ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,356thMost Patriotic: 4,789thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,096thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,906thMost Developed: 7,961stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,933rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,958thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,239thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,722ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,041stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,137thLargest Governments: 10,446thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,679thHighest Food Quality: 11,122ndMost Inclusive: 11,348thHealthiest Citizens: 11,617thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,691stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,887thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,078thSmartest Citizens: 12,087thMost Cultured: 12,951stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,651stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,070thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,294thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,489thHighest Average Incomes: 15,720thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,032ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,951stLargest Mining Sector: 22,953rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,679thMost Efficient Economies: 25,561st
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost Patriotic: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lasvel, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
  • : Lasvel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Lasvel, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in Lasvel, concussed Eagleball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Lasvel was endorsed by The Republic of VoidborneEmpire.
  • : Lasvel was endorsed by The Holy Gold Monarchy of Aeraven.
  • : Following new legislation in Lasvel, taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet.
  • : Lasvel was endorsed by The Dominion of Siluvia.
  • : Following new legislation in Lasvel, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Lasvel, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.

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