Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,492ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,939thMost Armed: 5,374th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Father Knows Best State
All We've Got Are Our Guts and Our God
Captain Quelle
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Last Chances

Population3.592 billion

CapitalLC City
LeaderCaptain Quelle

CurrencyGold
AnimalSwan

The Nomadic Peoples of Last Chances is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Captain Quelle with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.592 billion Last Chancers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LC City. The average income tax rate is 70.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Last Chancesian economy, worth 385 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 107,253 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and every school is receiving a brand new eraser. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Last Chances's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Last Chances is ranked 57,242nd in the world and 17th in Eladen for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,036.46 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,492ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,939thMost Armed: 5,374thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,975thNudest: 7,135thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,676thLargest Black Market: 8,266thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,864thLargest Mining Sector: 9,500thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,124thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,998thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,146thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,401stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,673rdLargest Welfare Programs: 18,894thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,152ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,094th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Last Chances, every school is receiving a brand new eraser.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Chances, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Chances, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Chances, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Chances, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Chances, the government spends millions of Golds every year prosecuting spammers.
  • : Last Chances was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Chances, students abandon classrooms for online education.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Chances, work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Chances, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty".

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