Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,439thMost Influential: 4,821stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,131st
The Federal Stratocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Aus Grond oder duerch Gewalt!
leto
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Laskaltine

Population3.025 billion

CapitalStrasbourg
Leaderleto
FaithLuxtriunism

CurrencyEuro
AnimalGerman Shepherd

The Federal Stratocracy of Laskaltine is a massive, safe nation, ruled by leto with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.025 billion Laskaltines have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strasbourg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Laskaltinean economy, worth 438 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 145,077 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 453,536 per year while the poor average 35,607, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

The morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laskaltine's national animal is the German Shepherd, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Luxtriunism.

Laskaltine is ranked 15,317th in the world and 19th in Lands End for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,553.86 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,439thMost Influential: 4,821stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,131stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,092ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,584thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,373rdMost Cultured: 10,350thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,500thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,030thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,329thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,569thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,047thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,108thMost Developed: 12,255thLargest Governments: 12,441stMost Inclusive: 12,501stTop
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Highest Food Quality: 13,187thLowest Crime Rates: 13,428thLargest Retail Industry: 13,474thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,584thMost Secular: 13,788thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,940thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,815thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,317thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,317thSmartest Citizens: 15,513thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,029thHighest Average Incomes: 16,582ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,994thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,423rdLongest Average Lifespans: 22,405thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,565th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionMost Average: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Laskaltine, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Laskaltine, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Laskaltine, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • : Following new legislation in Laskaltine, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses.
  • : Following new legislation in Laskaltine, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Laskaltine, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic.
  • : Following new legislation in Laskaltine, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs.
  • : Following new legislation in Laskaltine, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Laskaltine, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Laskaltine, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.

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