Most Primitive: 5,208thMost Secular: 9,348thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,160th
The Giraffe Constituent of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Giraffes, Giraffes, Giraffes
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Las Giraffgas

Population4.906 billion

CurrencyGiraffereum
AnimalGiraffe

The Giraffe Constituent of Las Giraffgas is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, triple-decker prams, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.906 billion Las Giraffgasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.2%.

The all-consuming Las Giraffgasian economy, worth 397 trillion Giraffereums a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 81,085 Giraffereums, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, and political dissidents are cut off from essential services. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Las Giraffgas's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Las Giraffgas is ranked 89,497th in the world and 8th in The Giraffe Federation for Most Stationary, with 507.906792995 days.

Top
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Most Primitive: 5,208thMost Secular: 9,348thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,160thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,732ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,289thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,028thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,088thLargest Black Market: 22,850thMost Ignorant Citizens: 23,680thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,351stMost Patriotic: 27,211thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,981stMost Cultured: 29,179thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29,626th
Top
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Most Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Las Giraffgas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Las Giraffgas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Las Giraffgas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Las Giraffgas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Las Giraffgas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Las Giraffgas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Las Giraffgas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Las Giraffgas's influence in The Giraffe Federation fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Las Giraffgas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Las Giraffgas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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