Least Corrupt Governments: 149thHealthiest Citizens: 172ndMost Secular: 192nd
The Community of
Democratic Socialists
Labor omnia vincit
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Laocracy

Population20.439 billion

CurrencyDream
AnimalUnicorn

The Community of Laocracy is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.439 billion Laocracians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laocracian economy, worth a remarkable 4,975 trillion Dreams a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,443 Dreams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force Laocracians into bankruptcy, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime is totally unknown. Laocracy's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Laocracy is ranked 287th in the world and 7th in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 99.44 on the Human Development Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 149thHealthiest Citizens: 172ndMost Secular: 192ndMost Developed: 287thLongest Average Lifespans: 310thMost Pacifist: 315thMost Cultured: 336thSmartest Citizens: 355thMost Rebellious Youth: 394thMost Cheerful Citizens: 413thSafest: 462ndLargest Publishing Industry: 589thHighest Food Quality: 732ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 786thLargest Information Technology Sector: 797thNicest Citizens: 799thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 819thMost Advanced Public Education: 879thMost Compassionate Citizens: 894thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,688thMost Efficient Economies: 1,981stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,604thHighest Economic Output: 2,697thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,286thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,970thLowest Crime Rates: 4,027thHighest Average Incomes: 4,314thLargest Governments: 5,264thMost Inclusive: 5,910thMost Patriotic: 6,418thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,648thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,283rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,651stNudest: 8,045thLargest Populations: 10,885thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,554thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,649thBest Weather: 18,065thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,749thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,806thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,952nd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionNudest: 30th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 46th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 48th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 51st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 61st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 71st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 90th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 95th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 109th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 110th in the regionMost Inclusive: 117th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Laocracy's influence in Europe rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Laocracy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Laocracy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Laocracy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Laocracy's influence in Europe rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Laocracy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Laocracy's influence in Europe rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Laocracy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Laocracy was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Autumnal Kingdom of Nardin, infecting 13 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Laocracy was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Autumnal Kingdom of Nardin, infecting 36 million survivors.

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