Most Secular: 3,949thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,966thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,144th
The Flower Loving Puppet 🌻🌺 of
Moralistic Democracy
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Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Landoffunpuppet20

Population3.761 billion

CapitalPuppet City
LeaderMayor Fattus Puppetus
FaithFlooooweerrss

CurrencyPuppet
AnimalPuppet Cow

The Flower Loving Puppet 🌻🌺 of Landoffunpuppet20 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mayor Fattus Puppetus with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.761 billion Landoffunpuppet20ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppet City. The average income tax rate is 57.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet20ian economy, worth 253 trillion Puppets a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,319 Puppets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

All screens are equal but some are more equal than others, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, foreign musicians that Mayor Fattus Puppetus dislikes are turned away at the border, and Landoffunpuppet20ians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet20's national animal is the Puppet Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Flooooweerrss.

Landoffunpuppet20 is ranked 76,677th in the world and 33rd in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.7998766256 days.

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Most Secular: 3,949thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,966thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,144thLargest Black Market: 22,762ndMost Avoided: 23,777thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,625thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29,717th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 31st in the regionMost Stationary: 33rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionMost Cultured: 44th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 53rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet20, Landoffunpuppet20ians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet20, foreign musicians that Mayor Fattus Puppetus dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet20, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • : Landoffunpuppet20 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet20, all screens are equal but some are more equal than others.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet20, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet20, hospitals are run down while the rich pay for private treatment.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet20, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet20, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
  • : Landoffunpuppet20 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.

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