Population | 3.761 billion |
Capital | Puppet City |
Leader | Mayor Fattus Puppetus |
Faith | Flooooweerrss |
Currency | Puppet |
Animal | Puppet Cow |
The Flower Loving Puppet 🌻🌺 of Landoffunpuppet20 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mayor Fattus Puppetus with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.761 billion Landoffunpuppet20ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppet City. The average income tax rate is 57.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet20ian economy, worth 253 trillion Puppets a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,319 Puppets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
All screens are equal but some are more equal than others, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, foreign musicians that Mayor Fattus Puppetus dislikes are turned away at the border, and Landoffunpuppet20ians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet20's national animal is the Puppet Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Flooooweerrss.
Landoffunpuppet20 is ranked 76,677th in the world and 33rd in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.7998766256 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet20, Landoffunpuppet20ians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet20, foreign musicians that Mayor Fattus Puppetus dislikes are turned away at the border.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet20, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
- : Landoffunpuppet20 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet20, all screens are equal but some are more equal than others.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet20, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet20, hospitals are run down while the rich pay for private treatment.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet20, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet20, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Landoffunpuppet20 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.