The Dictatorship of Land of the Looney Lolcats is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.088 billion Looney Lolcatsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 44.0%.

The powerhouse Land of the Looney Lolcatsian economy, worth 102 trillion Wooden Buttons a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 94,011 Wooden Buttons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The well-to-do in The Celestial Empire are never on time for important appointments, government policy is dictated by a major religion, diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Land of the Looney Lolcats's national animal is the Bellesy Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Land of the Looney Lolcats is ranked 308,112^th in the world and 50^th in The Celestial Empire for Nudest, with 8.5 cheeks per square mile.