Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,342ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,877thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,216th
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Lamenia

Population2.824 billion

CapitalLameno
LeaderPresident Canever

Currencydollar
Animalhoska

The Confederation of Lamenia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Canever with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.824 billion Lamenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lameno. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lamenian economy, worth 403 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 142,726 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, glamping Lamenians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamenia's national animal is the hoska, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lamenia is ranked 7,268th in the world and 1st in The Grand Dominion for Most Developed, scoring 92.09 on the Human Development Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,342ndTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,877thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,216thNicest Citizens: 3,334thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,361stMost Inclusive: 3,748thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,457thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,535thMost Pacifist: 4,644thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,680thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,474thSafest: 6,605thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,771stHealthiest Citizens: 6,949thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,150thMost Developed: 7,268thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,287thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,311thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,632ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,814thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,922ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,931stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,331stLargest Governments: 8,840thSmartest Citizens: 9,139thLowest Crime Rates: 9,582ndMost Cultured: 9,828thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,782ndTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12,919thMost Secular: 14,132ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,234thHighest Average Incomes: 15,953rdMost Subsidized Industry: 16,506thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,273rdBest Weather: 19,135th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lamenia, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamenia, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamenia, glamping Lamenians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamenia, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamenia, refugees from other nations are flocking to Lamenia's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamenia, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamenia, property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamenia, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamenia, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamenia, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.

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