Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 2nd
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Lamebrainia

Population19.291 billion

CapitalIncubatorium
LeaderHeidi Crowter
FaithFolly

Currencyconvolution
Animalvillage idiot

The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 19.291 billion Lamebrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth an astonishing 10,024 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 519,648 convolutions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,198,608 per year while the poor average 14,477, a ratio of 290 to 1.

Citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and most people suffer from some form of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 241,123rd in the world and 10th in Glass Gallows for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.69 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 2ndMost Armed: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rdFattest Citizens: 5thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 7thMost Avoided: 10thRudest Citizens: 14thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32ndMost Rebellious Youth: 49thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 49thMost Primitive: 50thMost Devout: 62ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 72ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 74thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 74thMost Corrupt Governments: 90thLargest Insurance Industry: 92ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 102ndLargest Mining Sector: 104thMost Efficient Economies: 147thHighest Average Incomes: 270thHighest Economic Output: 491stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 532ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 755thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 926thTop
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Most Influential: 4,325thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,223rdLargest Black Market: 6,981stNudest: 7,599thLargest Populations: 8,013thMost Stationary: 9,019thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,276thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,889thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,687thHighest Drug Use: 20,429th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Lamebrainia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, skyscrapers get built in just days.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, corruption is a game of two halves.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.

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