Highest Crime Rates: 3rd Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd Most Armed: 3rd
The Idiocracy of
Capitalist Paradise
Stupidity is virtue
Influence
Power
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Lamebrainia

Population15.772 billion

CapitalIncubatorium
LeaderHeidi Crowter
FaithFolly

Currencyconvolution
Animalvillage idiot

The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.772 billion Lamebrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth a remarkable 7,215 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 457,485 convolutions, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,261,509 per year while the poor average 52,601, a ratio of 43.0 to 1.

They say that Lamebrainians made a dessert and called it peace, Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Heidi Crowter, and policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 9,876th in the world and 1st in Glass Gallows for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 3 Valid Endorsements.

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Highest Crime Rates: 3rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3rdMost Armed: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 6thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7thFattest Citizens: 8thMost Avoided: 22ndRudest Citizens: 25thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thMost Primitive: 52ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 62ndMost Rebellious Youth: 68thLargest Insurance Industry: 78thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 92ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 103rdMost Devout: 111thLargest Mining Sector: 137thHighest Disposable Incomes: 143rdMost Corrupt Governments: 159thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 169thHighest Average Incomes: 337thMost Efficient Economies: 455thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 645thHighest Economic Output: 698thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,286thTop
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Most Influential: 3,784thNudest: 4,480thLargest Black Market: 6,466thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,934thLargest Populations: 8,449thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,574thHighest Drug Use: 9,706thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,876thMost Stationary: 11,126thMost Pro-Market: 14,910th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lamebrainia lodged a message on the Glass Gallows Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Heidi Crowter.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, they say that Lamebrainians made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Lamebrainia approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Affordable Transgender Hormone Therapy"".
  • : Lamebrainia lodged a message on the Glass Gallows Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Valodor, AaronScythe, and SherpDaWerp.

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