Largest Gambling Industry: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 3rdMost Armed: 3rd
The Idiocracy of
Capitalist Paradise
Stupidity is virtue, NationStates
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Lamebrainia

Population18.509 billion

CapitalIncubatorium
LeaderHeidi Crowter
FaithFolly

Currencyconvolution
Animalvillage idiot

The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 18.509 billion Lamebrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth a remarkable 9,401 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 507,915 convolutions, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,486,306 per year while the poor average 59,523, a ratio of 41.8 to 1.

Family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 33,771st in the world and 9th in Glass Gallows for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,626.83 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 3rdMost Armed: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5thFattest Citizens: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 5thMost Avoided: 11thRudest Citizens: 29thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 50thMost Rebellious Youth: 54thMost Devout: 67thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 78thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 81stLargest Insurance Industry: 87thMost Corrupt Governments: 96thHighest Disposable Incomes: 108thLargest Mining Sector: 111thMost Efficient Economies: 152ndHighest Average Incomes: 289thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 304thHighest Economic Output: 520thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 551stMost Primitive: 636thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 816thTop
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Most Influential: 4,247thNudest: 7,281stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,907thLargest Populations: 8,111thLargest Black Market: 8,482ndMost Stationary: 9,365thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,515thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,825thHighest Drug Use: 20,302ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,916th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time.
  • : Lamebrainia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Northern Borland".
  • : Lamebrainia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, spiritual leaders preach that the poor are being punished for their sins.
  • : Lamebrainia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".

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