Largest Gambling Industry: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 3rd
The Idiocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Stupidity is virtue, NationStates
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Lamebrainia

Population17.899 billion

CapitalIncubatorium
LeaderHeidi Crowter
FaithFolly

Currencyconvolution
Animalvillage idiot

The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 17.899 billion Lamebrainians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth a remarkable 9,098 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 508,348 convolutions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,696,575 per year while the poor average 21,918, a ratio of 168 to 1.

Bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, and 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 205,751st in the world and 16th in Glass Gallows for Most Developed, scoring 38 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 3rdMost Armed: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 4thLargest Retail Industry: 5thFattest Citizens: 5thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5thMost Avoided: 15thRudest Citizens: 31stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 51stMost Rebellious Youth: 53rdMost Primitive: 55thMost Devout: 72ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 77thLargest Insurance Industry: 81stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 83rdMost Corrupt Governments: 104thHighest Disposable Incomes: 110thLargest Mining Sector: 111thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 112thMost Efficient Economies: 166thHighest Average Incomes: 279thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 506thHighest Economic Output: 525thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 871stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,306thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,935thMost Influential: 4,041stNudest: 7,016thLargest Populations: 8,205thMost Stationary: 9,649thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,676thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 15,486thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,320thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,814th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside.
  • : Lamebrainia was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget.
  • : Lamebrainia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".

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