Most Patriotic: 5,336thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,239thBest Weather: 10,423rd
The United States of
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Lafayette, Indiana
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Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Lafayette-IN-

Population4.013 billion

Currencydollar
Animalbald eagle

The United States of Lafayette-IN- is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.013 billion Lafayette-IN-ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 77.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lafayette-IN-ian economy, worth 572 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,756 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lafayette-IN-'s national animal is the bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lafayette-IN- is ranked 92,530th in the world and 77th in Aerospace for Most Stationary, with 497.07278603988 days.

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Most Patriotic: 5,336thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,239thBest Weather: 10,423rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,324thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,553rdLowest Crime Rates: 12,609thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,336thMost Inclusive: 14,442ndHealthiest Citizens: 14,600thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 17,160thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,668thLargest Governments: 18,567thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,911thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,035thMost Efficient Economies: 22,915thHighest Food Quality: 22,926thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,945thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,288thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,488thHighest Average Incomes: 25,133rdMost Subsidized Industry: 26,116thMost Authoritarian: 28,054th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Patriotic: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 30th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 57th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lafayette-IN- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Lafayette-IN-, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products.
  • : Following new legislation in Lafayette-IN-, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Lafayette-IN-, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Lafayette-IN-, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.
  • : Following new legislation in Lafayette-IN-, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Lafayette-IN-, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Lafayette-IN-, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Following new legislation in Lafayette-IN-, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
  • : Following new legislation in Lafayette-IN-, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.

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