Population | 4.013 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | bald eagle |
The United States of Lafayette-IN- is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.013 billion Lafayette-IN-ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 77.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Lafayette-IN-ian economy, worth 572 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,756 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lafayette-IN-'s national animal is the bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Lafayette-IN- is ranked 92,530th in the world and 77th in Aerospace for Most Stationary, with 497.07278603988 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lafayette-IN- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Lafayette-IN-, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products.
- : Following new legislation in Lafayette-IN-, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
- : Following new legislation in Lafayette-IN-, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : Following new legislation in Lafayette-IN-, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.
- : Following new legislation in Lafayette-IN-, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Lafayette-IN-, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
- : Following new legislation in Lafayette-IN-, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
- : Following new legislation in Lafayette-IN-, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
- : Following new legislation in Lafayette-IN-, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.