Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 292ndMost Advanced Public Education: 326thMost Inclusive: 538th
The People's Syndicalist Commune of
Democratic Socialists
Without Marxist Thought, There can be no real change!
General Secretary 李绍盛
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Lacovia

Population7.385 billion

CapitalKorobkin
LeaderGeneral Secretary 李绍盛
FaithCommunism

CurrencySoviet Red Vladnor
AnimalSoviet Silver Iguana

The People's Syndicalist Commune of Lacovia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary 李绍盛 with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 7.385 billion Lacovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korobkin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lacovianite economy, worth a remarkable 1,457 trillion Soviet Red Vladnors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 197,311 Soviet Red Vladnors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why General Secretary 李绍盛 is a silly poophead, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked, and employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lacovia's national animal is the Soviet Silver Iguana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Lacovia is ranked 1,435th in the world and 3rd in Groland for Smartest Citizens, with 204.87 quips per hour.

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1%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 292ndMost Advanced Public Education: 326thMost Inclusive: 538thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 623rdMost Developed: 646thMost Compassionate Citizens: 674thHighest Average Tax Rates: 689thLongest Average Lifespans: 711thHighest Food Quality: 725thHealthiest Citizens: 800thNicest Citizens: 833rdLargest Welfare Programs: 849thMost Pacifist: 929thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,025thLargest Governments: 1,161stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,344thSmartest Citizens: 1,435thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,465thMost Cultured: 1,565thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,637thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,664thMost Secular: 1,693rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,853rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,002ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,081stBest Weather: 2,118thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,458thTop
5%
Safest: 2,632ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,201stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,374thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,633rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,634thMost Influential: 7,821stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,241stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 13,864thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,896thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,809thMost Income Equality: 21,453rd
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lacovia, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
  • : Following new legislation in Lacovia, pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked.
  • : Following new legislation in Lacovia, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Lacovia, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why General Secretary 李绍盛 is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Lacovia, Lacovia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Lacovia, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Lacovia, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lacovia, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Lacovia, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
  • : Following new legislation in Lacovia, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 7 » Borrin Quen, Amadar, Khavvkhnsjnjiekh, Etoilique, Xposfera, France Communiste, and Pepsi colaa.

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