Population | 17.878 billion |
Capital | Sangha |
Leader | Fitzgerald Kennedy |
Faith | Buddhism |
Currency | Lotus |
Animal | Beaver |
The Serene Republic of La Cocina del Bodhi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fitzgerald Kennedy with a fair hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 17.878 billion Bodhians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sangha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Bodhian economy, worth a remarkable 5,282 trillion Lotuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 295,480 Lotuses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 959,593 per year while the poor average 68,602, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.
Prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Cocina del Bodhi's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buddhism.
La Cocina del Bodhi is ranked 27,879th in the world and 4th in Free Market Federation for Most Stationary, with 1,406.32647495048 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in La Cocina del Bodhi, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in La Cocina del Bodhi, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
- : Following new legislation in La Cocina del Bodhi, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert.
- : Following new legislation in La Cocina del Bodhi, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
- : Following new legislation in La Cocina del Bodhi, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
- : Following new legislation in La Cocina del Bodhi, gossip magazines have pictures of Fitzgerald Kennedy sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
- : Following new legislation in La Cocina del Bodhi, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
- : Following new legislation in La Cocina del Bodhi, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Bodhians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
- : Following new legislation in La Cocina del Bodhi, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
- : Following new legislation in La Cocina del Bodhi, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Bodhians like vultures.