Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 118thLargest Insurance Industry: 126thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 604th
The Holy Empire of
Corporate Police State
Oderint, dum metuant!
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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L E F

Population36.885 billion

CapitalEternal City
LeaderLord Eteros
FaithImperial Cult

Currencygold coin
AnimalDragon

The Holy Empire of L E F is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Eteros with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.885 billion LEFians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eternal City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient L E Fian economy, worth a remarkable 8,437 trillion gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 228,740 gold coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,126,508 per year while the poor average 2,261, a ratio of 940 to 1.

Oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, and drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. L E F's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

L E F is ranked 11,519th in the world and 3rd in Independent Order for Most Stationary, with 2,133.50364844568 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 118thLargest Insurance Industry: 126thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 604thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 616thMost Ignorant Citizens: 740thMost Devout: 883rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,040thLargest Mining Sector: 1,052ndHighest Economic Output: 1,231stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,248thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,744thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,873rdMost Avoided: 1,971stLargest Populations: 2,108thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,183rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,559thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,570thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,035thFattest Citizens: 3,343rdMost Primitive: 3,725thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,010thNudest: 4,145thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,568thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,699thHighest Average Incomes: 6,923rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,437thMost Conservative: 9,645thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,143rdMost Stationary: 11,519thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,343rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,694thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 15,289thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,562ndMost Influential: 17,308thMost Armed: 18,469thMost Extreme: 29,641st
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 5% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : L E F's influence in Independent Order rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : L E F was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.

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