Population | 4.027 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | cat |
The Republic of Kynan165 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.027 billion Kynan165ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 74.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Kynan165ian economy, worth 785 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,995 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan165's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kynan165 is ranked 68,495th in the world and 164th in Kynanland for Most Stationary, with 689.10478119488 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kynan165, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan165, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan165, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
- : Following new legislation in Kynan165, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
- : Following new legislation in Kynan165, several inches are being added to first class seating.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan165, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan165, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan165, Kynan165 has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
- : Kynan165 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan165, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Kynan165 after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.