Population | 4.079 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | cat |
The Republic of Kynan115 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.079 billion Kynan115ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Kynan115ian economy, worth 849 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 208,373 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 608,742 per year while the poor average 56,326, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.
The military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', military barracks resemble five-star hotels, and many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan115's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kynan115 is ranked 68,093rd in the world and 114th in Kynanland for Most Stationary, with 695.50988126228 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kynan115, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan115, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan115, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan115, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.
- : Kynan115 was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Kynan115, sex changes are routinely performed at Kynan115's hospitals.
- : Kynan115 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Kynan115, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan115, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan115, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.