Population | 4.076 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | cat |
The Republic of Kynan052 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.076 billion Kynan052ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Kynan052ian economy, worth 779 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,340 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", and money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan052's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kynan052 is ranked 67,737th in the world and 51st in Kynanland for Most Stationary, with 699.06526787572 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kynan052, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan052, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
- : Following new legislation in Kynan052, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan052, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan052, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan052, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
- : Following new legislation in Kynan052, people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan052, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan052, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan052, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Kynan052ian democracy.