Population | 4.112 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Cat |
The Republic of Kynan042 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.112 billion Kynan042ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Kynan042ian economy, worth 729 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,465 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.
Political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan042's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Kynan042 is ranked 67,677th in the world and 41st in Kynanland for Most Stationary, with 700.17387827732 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kynan042, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan042, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan042, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan042, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
- : Kynan042 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan042, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan042, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan042, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan042, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan042, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.