Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,123rdMost Patriotic: 2,213thHealthiest Citizens: 4,565th
The Republic of
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Apprentice
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Some
Economy
Frightening
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Few

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Kynan042

Population4.112 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalCat

The Republic of Kynan042 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.112 billion Kynan042ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kynan042ian economy, worth 729 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,465 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan042's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kynan042 is ranked 67,677th in the world and 41st in Kynanland for Most Stationary, with 700.17387827732 days.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,123rdMost Patriotic: 2,213thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 4,565thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,964thLowest Crime Rates: 6,022ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,311thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,725thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,056thMost Efficient Economies: 8,203rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,243rdMost Developed: 9,883rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,077thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,200thMost Devout: 10,647thBest Weather: 11,077thLargest Governments: 12,236thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,311thSmartest Citizens: 13,926thHighest Average Incomes: 14,208thMost Inclusive: 14,470thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,674thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,773rdMost Subsidized Industry: 16,288thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,566thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,936thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,568thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,951stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,765th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kynan042, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan042, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan042, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan042, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
  • : Kynan042 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan042, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan042, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan042, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan042, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan042, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.

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