Population | 9.539 billion |
Capital | Krin'genst |
Leader | Kallen Vinaa Hukst |
Faith | Kallenist Judaism |
Currency | Vektav |
Animal | Eagle |
The Imperium of Kyloenija is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kallen Vinaa Hukst with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.539 billion Kyloenijans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krin'genst. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kyloenijan economy, worth 892 trillion Vektavs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,539 Vektavs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyloenija's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kallenist Judaism.
Kyloenija is ranked 280,443rd in the world and 4th in Zuid Afrika for Most Stationary, with 6.76066928428 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kyloenija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Kyloenija's influence in Zuid Afrika rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Kyloenija's influence in Zuid Afrika rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Kyloenija's influence in Zuid Afrika rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Kyloenija's influence in Zuid Afrika rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Kyloenija changed its national nation type to "Imperium".
- : Kyloenija changed its national motto to "Glory to the State, Glory to the Imperium".
- : Kyloenija altered its national flag.
- : Kyloenija relocated from Third Cynglish Empire to Zuid Afrika.
- : Kyloenija was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.