The Warzone States of Kyldellian Zereack is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.621 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greyfield City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 12,484 trillion Kerptons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 799,241 Kerptons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, the government loves seeing the little people fight, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Zereack's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Zereack is ranked 229,664^th in the world and 19^th in Kylden for Least Corrupt Governments, with 57.48 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.