The Warzone States of Kyldellian Zereack is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ritual sacrifices, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.419 billion Kyldellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greyfield City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 11,283 trillion Kerptons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 782,522 Kerptons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kyldellian Zereack successfully hosted the Kylden Olympics, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables, glamping Kyldellians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Zereack's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Zereack is ranked 6,861^st in the world and 2^nd in Kylden for Fattest Citizens, with 19.24 Obesity Rate.